Kids are funny, but in the craziness of daily life, I usually forget to write down the amusing things that they say and do, so I thought that I'd post a few here to help me remember them:
"Blindex": Chapstick (blistex)
"Sanitary": Stationary (for example: "I'm writing a letter on my sanitary paper.")
"Prinsell": Pretzel
During a conversation on beds and mattresses:
Kay: Your mattress is harder than my mattress.
Me: Yep, a firm mattress is better for your Daddy's sore back.
Kay: And its stronger so you won't break it when you and Daddy jump on the bed!
Me: Um, yeah. That too.